So Saturday on the Saturday Night Dock Party we had some fun with Dock Rock Award Categories that didn't make it.  The category that turns my stomach the most is "Worst Album Cover". 

 Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner.....

Loverboy - Get Lucky

 The problem here folks is um, well, the ....tightness of these pants.  Light is actually reflected off the @ss!  Playing a close second would be the....hairiness of the arm....which only leads me to imagine the hairiness of the .....you know where I'm giong here.  Also the crossed fingers are ruddy and in such a position that they remind me of....I could go on and on here.  Worst Album Cover.  

We also had the category "Best Duet by a Performer and his Moustache".

 The Winner?

 I'm sorry Burton Cummings, we just can't let you get away with stuff like that.