And The Rest of the Winners Are...
Posted by: Josh Duncan in Untagged on
May 27, 2008
So the Dock Rock Awards are ongoing at http://www.thedockfm.com/ and we have come up with 15 categories for you to choose from. Everything from the greatest guitarist to the greatest album and so on and so forth. But what about those categories that didn't quite make the cut? I thought I would take this opportunity to give you the best of the rest.
The Greatest Use of Spandex or Pleather in a Rock Performance..
Although it was a toss up between David Lee Roth and Mike Reno of Loverboy, your winner is Reno.. He wore matching wrist bands and headbands. Thats accessorizing people.
Best Use Of A Mullet in a Duo or Group
And your winner is Gowan. Best head of hockey hair since Dougie Gilmour. Swish. Count it.
The Strangest Appearance By A Shock Rocker on The Muppets Award
And your winner in a landslide... Alice Cooper. Cooper serenading Miss Piggy?
On stage he would have turned her into a bacon sandwich..
Here's the link to waste some time at work..
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/05/20/video-alice-cooper-croons-on-classic-the-muppet-show-episode/
The "Wow, I Wish I Had That Moment Back" Award
An easy win by Ozzy Osbourne on this one. Biting the head off a dove and a bat. Thats 5 minutes your never going to get back.
Best Duet By A Performer and Their Moustache
A Landslide win by Burton Cummings. The man has some serious lip-whiskers. Although a special nod to Celine Dion for making it closer than it should have.

The "Did We Really Do That, Bob?" Award
Remember the band Right Said Fred? They did the song "I'm Too Sexy. They also did the video to match it. Even their families don't invite them over anymore.
Here's the link... if you hate your eyes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc
Best Video By A Man Also Known For Running Slow Motion On The Beach And Eating a Hamburger Off The Floor In A Drunken Stupor
If you had of said Roop, you would have been close but no such luck. Its got to be The Hoff. This is the greatest video ever. Period.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
And drum roll please!!! The final award of the night
Most Albums Sold By An Artist Nobody Would Admit To Buying
And ladies and gentlemen, we have our first tie of the night! Celine Dion, Kenny G and Michael Bolton have all sold albums. If you own one, be ashamed.
So there you have it, the best of the rest with the Dock Rock Awards. Remember to cast your votes every weekend so we don't have to resort to announcing these ones!





