Do you pride yourself on being a bit of a "ladies man"? Think you've got a few tricks up your sleeve when it comes to impressing women? If you count on pick up lines, allow me to be hopefully not the first girl to tell you they DON'T WORK! Here are some examples of a few particularly lame ones:

1. Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
2.You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
3.Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
4.I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
5.Are you a magnet? Because I'm attracted to you!
6.Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
7.I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
8.Baby you're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems.
9.Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas?
10.Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

 If you are currently using any of these, please stop. They don't work. Ask Josh.

 Got any more good ones to share?