Anyone else notice that the pants on today's youth seem to be sinking lower and lower these days?

From what I understand it started out as a fashion trend, but now I'd say it's gone beyond where the sun don't shine. I just don't get it. I see some of the younger folk today and their pants are damn well down to their knees!!

I guess it's funny if nothing else. They look like they're trying for a role in "March of the Penguins." But what about my right not to see dirty 3 day old boxers? Ridiculous.

One man in Texas has taken his fight against all the low-riders all the way to court. A former saggy bottom wearer himself, he says it's just a matter of respect for others. I agree. How about we also tack on self-respect? Deal.

To all those who wish to reveal their dirty belows I say this:

Today it's below the waist, tomorrow it's below the knees.

Pull your damn pants up please.

The sight of your filthy undees make me quease.

Pull your damn pants up please.

Don't try to lie, you know this sight makes your mother cry.

Pull your damn pants up please.

This was never "Joe Boxer's" intention, oh and did I mention?

Pull your damn pants up please.